$20 says that if SKF hits $500 then this blog is renamed "Shooting your neighbor made simple!!!" end of days, man.
Joe will change his avatar to one of himself in full fatigues, sporting his new Glock .40 in one hand, and a sock full of gold coins in the other.
Lat won't be talking about Ducati's anymore but pimped out 4-wheelers...perfect for tearing through neighborhoods avoiding the cops during his meth runs.
Me? i'll be hiding in that piece of shit Airstream i'm restoring, sitting in the corner rocking back and forth saying "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"...still checking my QMNM shares.
LOL. That's the second time you've mentioned me and meth in the same sentence Nate! I still have all my teeth, I swear.
I be rollin' in ma ATV widda 26" spinner rims and I bees packing a phat gat the size of a mo-fo'in anaconda beeeeee-otch. I callz it ma curb-hopper hooptie.
Definition of hooptie below-
hooptie Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job "Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"
ya know, we make fun of these situations and all...but wouldn't rollin' in an ATV with a big gun be more fun than studying for tests? but then again, having teeth is better than smoking meth. nevermind, stay in school.
yup, that's what my avatar is...might be hard to make it out. but that's not the one i'm restoring. i'm working on a 1968 model right now. well, i'm actually finishing up on my truck (rebuilt the engine). then back to the airstream.
It looked like a stainless steel fireplace that you made into a face (red lights are the eyes...)
Cool stuff. Hows the truck engine rebuild going? 350 or big block? 2 or 4 bolt mains?
I rebuilt my 5.0 mustang engine years ago...fun project, except I started it in november and spent Christmas day on my back on the VERY cold cement garage floor and caught a real nasty cold. After it was rebuilt (and I could breathe again) I supercharged it w/ about 9 lbs boost. I like going fast; got a ticket in that sucker the very next day.
the avatar is the back of the first airstream, window boarded up, with temporary lights screwed into the wood, with lower access door open and a small sheet of wood sitting in there. yeah, looks like a face...that's why i took the picture.
my truck is a 1971 Chevy C10 custom. overall very good shape, but i decided it needed a mechanical restoration (the body and interior are still fine). so i'm finishing up the engine now (350 4-bolt), and already have the tranny done. in a week i should be breaking it in. cleaned up and restored the engine engine bay, too. all i need after that is the "Calvin pissing on a Ford logo" sticker.
i'm only about 20% into the airstream. hopefully that'll be done in late spring or early summer. then i hitch it up to the truck, put on my camouflage face paint , load my gun, check my QMNM stock price (.0000000001 pps), and head off to New Mexico to hide in the desert. (i am actually thinking of moving out there. i love it there...HATE the south where i currently am)
Good stuff Nate. I dig the 350 4-bolt main. Real solid.
Speaking of stickers, I saw a hilarious one today on a Ford SuperDuty diesel - Right above the 'diesel' wording on the driver side there was a white sticker that said "Daddy likes that rattle".
Laughed for a few stoplights at that.
Time to get some sleep so I can flip some SKF/UYG tomorrow am.
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Haha, no...My class got out early and I am now watching! What a SWEEET day!
Dow down 500 and I get to watch prison break. Life is good.
Starting to lose interest, won't stop watching, but......
Tonight was a slow episode...they're working on setting up the rest of the season, which better be a lot more action packed!
$20 says that if SKF hits $500 then this blog is renamed "Shooting your neighbor made simple!!!" end of days, man.
Joe will change his avatar to one of himself in full fatigues, sporting his new Glock .40 in one hand, and a sock full of gold coins in the other.
Lat won't be talking about Ducati's anymore but pimped out 4-wheelers...perfect for tearing through neighborhoods avoiding the cops during his meth runs.
Me? i'll be hiding in that piece of shit Airstream i'm restoring, sitting in the corner rocking back and forth saying "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"...still checking my QMNM shares.
or maybe we'll all be just fine.
LOL. That's the second time you've mentioned me and meth in the same sentence Nate! I still have all my teeth, I swear.
I be rollin' in ma ATV widda 26" spinner rims and I bees packing a phat gat the size of a mo-fo'in anaconda beeeeee-otch. I callz it ma curb-hopper hooptie.
Definition of hooptie below-
hooptie
Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job
"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"
ya know, we make fun of these situations and all...but wouldn't rollin' in an ATV with a big gun be more fun than studying for tests? but then again, having teeth is better than smoking meth. nevermind, stay in school.
You assume I've never rolled on a 4-wheeler with a big bang stick. ;)
Hey - you have one of those silver bullets - airstreams?
yup, that's what my avatar is...might be hard to make it out. but that's not the one i'm restoring. i'm working on a 1968 model right now. well, i'm actually finishing up on my truck (rebuilt the engine). then back to the airstream.
No $hit! I always wondered what that Avatar was!!
It looked like a stainless steel fireplace that you made into a face (red lights are the eyes...)
Cool stuff. Hows the truck engine rebuild going? 350 or big block? 2 or 4 bolt mains?
I rebuilt my 5.0 mustang engine years ago...fun project, except I started it in november and spent Christmas day on my back on the VERY cold cement garage floor and caught a real nasty cold.
After it was rebuilt (and I could breathe again) I supercharged it w/ about 9 lbs boost.
I like going fast; got a ticket in that sucker the very next day.
the avatar is the back of the first airstream, window boarded up, with temporary lights screwed into the wood, with lower access door open and a small sheet of wood sitting in there. yeah, looks like a face...that's why i took the picture.
my truck is a 1971 Chevy C10 custom. overall very good shape, but i decided it needed a mechanical restoration (the body and interior are still fine). so i'm finishing up the engine now (350 4-bolt), and already have the tranny done. in a week i should be breaking it in. cleaned up and restored the engine engine bay, too. all i need after that is the "Calvin pissing on a Ford logo" sticker.
i'm only about 20% into the airstream. hopefully that'll be done in late spring or early summer. then i hitch it up to the truck, put on my camouflage face paint , load my gun, check my QMNM stock price (.0000000001 pps), and head off to New Mexico to hide in the desert. (i am actually thinking of moving out there. i love it there...HATE the south where i currently am)
Good stuff Nate. I dig the 350 4-bolt main. Real solid.
Speaking of stickers, I saw a hilarious one today on a Ford SuperDuty diesel - Right above the 'diesel' wording on the driver side there was a white sticker that said "Daddy likes that rattle".
Laughed for a few stoplights at that.
Time to get some sleep so I can flip some SKF/UYG tomorrow am.
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